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1.Look at the sky

One day, Charley bought a hot dog in a snack bar after school.

Suddenly, he stopped and raised his head high. He kept looking at the sky. It lasted two minutes.

A woman passed by. She saw Charley looking at the sky and she stopped and also looked at the sky.

The sky was blue. There were some white clouds. Charley still looked at the sky and didn’t move a bit. The woman also went on looking at the sky.

Mary passers-by stopped. They looked at the sky, too.

After a while, charley lowered his head. He laughed and asked. “What are you looking for in the sky?”

The woman said: “why are you looking at the sky?”

“I didn’t look at the sky.” Charley pointed to his nose, “My nose was bleeding.”

2. One good turn deserves another

I was having dinner at a restaurant when Harry Steele came in. Harry worked in a lawyer's office years ago, but he is now working at a bank. He gets a good salary, but he always borrows money from his friends and never pays it back. Harry saw me and came and sat at the same table. He has never borrowed money from me. While he was eating, I asked him to lend me $2. To my surprise, he gave me the money immediately. “I have never borrowed any money from you,” Harry said, “so now you can pay for my dinner!”

3.Good news and bad news

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."


"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State

University in Los Angeles. When I say, “Good afternoon,” the undergraduates respond, “Good afternoon”. But the graduate students just write it down.

5.Charge for Bread and Butter

Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a $1.50 charge for bread and butter. Dad paid the bill, including the charge for bread and butter. However, the next day, he sent a letter to the restaurants stating that the charge was uncalled for. Enclosed in the same envelope was a bill for $ 500 in legal services.

Someone from the restaurant called immediately and asked, "What is this $500 bill for? We never ordered any legal services."

Dad replied, "I never ordered any bread and butter."

The $1.50 was returned without delay.

6.Sleeping Pills

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"

7.This Problem with Gas(生词稍多但幽默)

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farte(来自:WwW.hn1C.Com 唯 才 教育 网:简单的英语作文100字)d at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

8.Your Coat Is on Fire

The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!

9. May I have your attention please, now I will give you a basic introduction of Mountain Tai. It is one of the "Five Sacred Mountains" and is a natural museum abounding with cultural relics and artworks, such as Red Gate Palace, Mid-Heaven Gate and so forth. Now it is half past eight, and all the visitors can stay in the mountain for 8 hours. You should leave at 4:30pm and the sightseeing bus is waiting at the entrance .It is important for you to remember the bus number. When you get off the bus please bring your bags and close the bus windows. Now please enjoy your time! Thank you.



题目:Flea Markets on Campus

In the recent years, flea markets are extremely popular on campus.Lots of colleges students are pleased in consuming in the flea markets with less money.Among these college students, they have a common psychological which is called obtain extra profit by unfair deal.Therefore, the crowd without any income would get what they need economically.

Every coin has two sides.On the one hand, flea markets offer a platform selling various of cheap products conveniently.On the other hand, flea markets in result plenty of issues.We viewed from this angle, and flea markets are not supposed to exist on campus.One of the problem is that some illegal mar-chants sell inferior freight.College students would be tricked by them.What's more, this will lead to a mass concerning safe surroundings on campus.Of course, the disordered markets brings safety trouble to hide.There are numerous matters owing to flea markets.

For my part, flea markets are essential.However, the schools must strengthen managements to the mar-chants.


Hi! My name is lisa.I am twelve years old. I am a good student. And I am a girl . I am not handsome but I am very lovely .I am study in ... shool. The shool is very good and beautiful.I like it very much. I have big eyes and my ears are big too. But my nose and mouse are small.so I look like lovely. My favorite sport is play basketball and table tennis I think health is very importante.And I hope you healthy.

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An English proverb says that time is money. I consider it (this) wrong. Why? Because we all know that we can earn money be work but can not in any way get back time (in anyway). For this reason, we may (can) say that time is more valuable than money.

Many people do not know the value of time. It (this) is indeed a great pity. We must bear (keep) in mind that wasting time is equal to wasting your life.





If you want to ask me why we should study English, my answer will be simple and clear. Now let me enumerate the reasons one by one in the following.In the first place, English has become an international language. If you know English, you van make a trip round the world without being misunderstood.In the second place, most valuable books, newspapers and magazines are

written in English. If you wish (hope) to get knowledge, you must learn English.



Yesterday was my birthday, so some of my classmates sent me presents.

Mother prepared a tea party for me. I invited all of them to come and take part in it.The tea party began at half past six. There were cold drinks and

refreshments. We ate, talked and laughed. We felt that we were the happiest men in the world.Time passed quickly. In a twinkling, the clock on the wall struck nine. We could not but say “Good-bye” to one another.




Some of us always spend Sundays aimlessly. We can seldom derive profits from the valuable hours (time) of Sundays. This is indeed a great pity. Though Sundays are set aside as a day for rest, we must make good use of them.We know that our school lessons are usually not sufficient. We should often utilize Sundays to read reference books. In this way we will increase our knowledge. Besides, we must be engaged in sports or outing so as to strengthen our bodies.




There is an English proverb which says (saying) “Honesty is the best policy.” It signifies the importance of honesty.

What are the benefits of honesty? If you are honest to others, they will be

honest to you in return. When you are sad, they will comfort you. When you are

in trouble, they will help you.

There is no enumerating the evils of dishonesty here. In a word, a dishonest man will be looked down upon by others and (be) regarded as a public enemy.





If our bodies are not strong, our spirit to do things will certainly be quite dull. And at the same time, we are lack of energy (ies) to study. Diseases will only attack the weak, but not the strong.

Why are our bodies not strong? Because we do not pay attention to exercise. For this reason, we students must often take different kinds (sorts) of exercise in the gym.

Exercise helps us (to) strengthen our bodies and avoid disease. It also teaches us cooperation, for most exercise is played by team.






I am always interested in traveling. My reasons are quite (extremely) simple

and clear. If anybody is not satisfied with my viewpoint(s), I shall be greatly surprised at his ways of thinking.

In the first place, traveling increases our knowledge. Only by traveling can we see (因为用(only)开头,主动词须颠倒)things outside our home town.

In the second place, traveling is good to our health. While we are traveling, we usually exercise our bodies.

In conclusion, I earnestly hope that everybody must seize (grasp at) the opportunity of traveling.






My aim is to become a good citizen so as to be able to render service to the (my) country. However, to become a good citizen is not an easy thing. He has many duties to fulfill.The first duty of a good citizen is to love his country. He is to (must) be ready to sacrifice even his own life for the country.His second duty is to obey the law and help the government (to) maintain order. If everybody can do so, the country will be rich and strong (powerful).



it is the duty of every citizen to honor the national flag. Why? Because the

national flag is the symbol of a (the) country. To respect it means to respect the country. In other words, if a man loves his country, he must love the national flag.

In school, the national flag is usually raised at a certain time every day. Then the principal, teachers, staff and students are to (must) stand before it and sing the national anthem. It is indeed extremely meaningful to attend such a ceremony.





It is impossible for us to make our country rich and strong without developing education. Why? Because education gives people knowledge and teaches them how to become good citizens so as to be able to serve their country. No wonder they say that education decides the progress, prosperity and

civilization of a country.At present (Nowadays) most countries in (of) the world are enforcing compulsory education. It is necessary for all kinds of people, both rich and poor, to receive education. Taiwan is an exception as well not.










Spring Festivel is a special Chinese festivel. Everyone like Spring Festivel. Why? Because everyone have a long holiday. People don' go to work. Everyone can sleep to nine o'clock. Every chlidren also like Spring Festival. Why? Because. Every chlidren don't go to school. Every chlidren have many money. Every people have many new cloths. Duration in Spring Festivel every people eat dumplings.We have story for Spring Festivel. Longlong ago. A beast named "nian". He is very bed. Every year he always eat many people and animal. At lost many people kill the beast. So we are commemorate this day.